Women's rights

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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