If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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heat!

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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