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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.