knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

What did the cat say to the cat? Miau

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.