Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What can fly? Lots of things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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