women's rights, lol

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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heat!

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A man buys a prius

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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