- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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