- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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