knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Amazing

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Q. who's george porchy?

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

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