What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Compton

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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