Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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how did the man die he didnt

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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I <3 Hitler

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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8--------------------- penis

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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