what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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anal seepage

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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