- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Compton

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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I Have a Black Friend

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

Gay's

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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