What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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I shot a bitch.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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PSN IS UP

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Anti Joke

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