- Anti Joke

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.