Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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