- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

shut up kobe!

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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