- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What can fly? Lots of things

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Kys

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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