why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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i just pooped that is all!

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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