- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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