i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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Burp

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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