How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Hi

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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