- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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