- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

You idiot thats 9 letters

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

My Boyfriend

Waffles ate my grandma

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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