Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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