Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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God

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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