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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

Guess what? AIDS!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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