So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

I shot a bitch.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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