Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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