what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Dance is a sport

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homosexuals are gay

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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"Knock knock." "No."

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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