- Anti Joke

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel