What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

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Women's rights

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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