- Anti Joke

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

I don't believe in giraffes.

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking