What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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