- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Two women were sitting quietly.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Water? I hardly know her.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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