What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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Anti Joke

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