whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

My three children are three big mistakes.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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