- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

What can fly? Lots of things

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

Kys

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Mitt Romney

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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