- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

your moms my other ride

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

I forgot what i was gonna say

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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