A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Anti Joke

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