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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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