- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? My life.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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