There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

A person from Singapore eats

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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