How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

A person from Singapore eats

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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