Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Mitt Romney

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Womens basketball

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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sharks

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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