- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

The WNBA.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??