Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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