What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Joesph Triphook.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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