- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

A man walks into a bar... he is blind so it isn't funny

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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