- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Mitt Romney

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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