- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Mitt Romney

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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