- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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