- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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