I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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