- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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