- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

My three children are three big mistakes.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Black people in Camden NJ.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??