What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Punching a baby

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

a seal walks into a club.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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