I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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