- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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