why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Penis.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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