- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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