- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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