What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What does water smell like? water.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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