A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

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I grunt when I poop.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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