- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

AIDS.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Health food.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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