- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

don't read this

Your mom.

It says so on your cap.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

stuarts mum

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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