- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Homonyms should be band.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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