- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

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