Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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