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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Why can't february march Because april may

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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