To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Buzi vagy!

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Gay's

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