What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

sorry got to poo

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Your Mother

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

Why did? Yes

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Mormons having fun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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