What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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