How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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