How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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A man buys a prius

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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heat!

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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69

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

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women's rights, lol

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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