whats 2+2? math.

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

so... how about that airplane food

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Womens rights

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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