Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What does water smell like? water.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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