- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Jake. Walsh.

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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