Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Robin, get in the car!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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