How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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