- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

heat!

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Get on the boat.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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