What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

tommy is retared

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

ur an fagit

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

3 like an eel

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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