Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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i love to lick...

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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