- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Where are you going Your house

Pain Olympics.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Nickleback.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What's the difference between a duck?

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Homonyms should be band.

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