(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why was the gay guy sad?

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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