- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Your mom.

It says so on your cap.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

BOTTOM!!!

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Knock knock

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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