- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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