So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What's a joke? Funny

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

what's red and horny a red unicorn

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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