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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

Pain Olympics.

Where are you going Your house

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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