What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why? Why Not?

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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