- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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