- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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