whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

The EPA.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

How come anti jokes r funny

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Jayden Eccles

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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