- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Poop.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

MySpace.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Women's rights

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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