What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Terry has ebola

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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