- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

Neil is a reterd.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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