One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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what do you call a monkey? a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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