The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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