Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

My three children are three big mistakes.

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Thats sweet, thank you then.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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