- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

A: Knock Knock B: ...

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why was the woman?

sorry got to poo

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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