- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

A French man gets into a fight

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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