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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

So does Blake

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Wait what? I did not type that!

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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