Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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WOw you have no life

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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