- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Everybody love food when they are hungry

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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