- Anti Joke

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

Miscarriages.

How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.