How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

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