Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Racial Equality

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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wael.. nuff said

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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