- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

800 people died last year. end of story

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

homosexuals are gay

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Knock knock! Ding dong.

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