- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Today is March 22.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Jews

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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