Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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...............................................................hi

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Bob Saget

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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