Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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