- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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