Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

robin, get in the car.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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