Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

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dry handjob

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Major League Soccer

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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you suck

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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