- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Nickleback.

Jayden Eccles

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

men

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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