I grunt when I poop.

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What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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say cheese

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Your future.

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven. Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" "No," the man replies, "I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Jerry.

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