- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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